Soft, lived-in, and a little bit silly — this garment-dyed tee brings a warm, vintage feel to everyday wear. The relaxed fit and medium-weight 100% ring-spun cotton drape easily for casual days, while the double-needle stitching and tubular knit construction mean it holds up through repeats in the rotation. On the front, a charming dachshund illustration dressed like a wise wanderer pairs with the playful line “This isn’t the Hot Dog you’re looking for,” giving the shirt a sly, storybook personality. Wear it to stroll the farmers’ market, linger over coffee with friends, or curl up with a movie — it’s the kind of shirt that reads like a familiar companion the moment you put it on.

Product features
- Sizes S–4XL (select partners) with Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) — pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture
- Tubular (no side seams) construction with double-needle stitched seams
- Relaxed fit, sewn-in label, made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean