Lightweight weight of humor with a warm, lived-in feel. This midweight fleece hoodie sits like a quiet companion — soft against your skin, roomy through the shoulders, and carrying two small, playful graphics that catch the eye without shouting. The front shows a tiny 'computer on fire' patch of satire over the heart; the back unfolds into a retro UFO beacon reading "TAKE ME TO SAFETY" with a tiny crisis helpline line beneath. Wear it when you want warmth and a wink — at late-night coding sessions, campus strolls, or when you need a conversation-starter at a coffee shop. The dropped shoulders and pouch pocket make it easy to layer and curl up in; the 2-piece lined hood adds extra shelter on blustery days. Ethically made and OEKO-TEX certified, it’s for people who care about both comfort and where their clothing comes from.

Product features
- 2-piece lined hood for extra warmth and structure
- Relaxed dropped-shoulder fit with classic midweight fabric
- Front pouch pocket for hand warmth and small storage
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 and socially conscious manufacturing certifications
- 80% ring-spun cotton blend with medium-heavy (8.4 oz/yd²) fabric for durability and softness

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean